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Held on 11/08/01
(The ECWC Arena is capacity filled as "Get In The Ring" echoes over the PA... As Dan Dyson and Dale Devlin make their way to ringside there is a huge pop. Various signs litter the arena such as "Kal is GPB's lovechild" and "Kane Karnage Caleb!!")
Dale: Good Evening and welcome to Uncut, we got one hell of a show in line for you this evening... 4 titles are on the line here... Mass Destruction defend their tag straps against both The Triad and Falling Vertigo.
Dude: That's not all... Kal must face his toughest challenge to date, in the form of Python AND Jon Warner if he's gonna still be Intercontinental Champion tomorrow.
Dale: Then we have the match the fans have been buzzing about... Caleb Kane meets Karnage one-on-one... Karnage's career is on the line, but if he can beat the crazy cajun, he gets a match with ECWC owner Rob Taylor!
Dude: Now that I'd love to see... But gon't forget the big one... GPB Vs Final Gladiator, World Title Vs Hardcore Title... Both men have been training hard for this, the internet is abuzz over this...I'd expect nothing less than an orgy of violence in that one!
(The song "Warpigs" hits as Inferno and RAGE come through the crowd. The men enter the ring and wait for the Triad to come down.)
Dale: "Cell-13 out here for their match. Noticeably absent is Abyss!
Dude: "They don't want him; they don't need him!"
(Suddenly, the lighst dim and an ominous tone speaks out: "Welcome to the next level!" A huge stream of Pyro rains on the Extreme-tron as "Another Level" by Blackstreet plays. The crowd gives a huge heel pop as Johnny Knight and "The Dominator" Lance Christian come out onto the stage!)
Dale: "Here come two members of the Triad! Also noticeably absent is Python!:
Dude: "They don't need him . . ."
Dale: "Do they want him?"
Dude: "Dale, please . . . keep your homo-sexual tendeencies in check tonight."
(The Triad come down to the ring slowly. They both enter the ring and go to their corner, keeping their eye on Falling Vertigo the entire time.)
(The arena lights go out completely. On the video screen is seen a very tall building. "Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeath begins playing. On the screen, the number 10 can be seen next to the building. It begins counting down.) 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1 BOOM.
(Huge explosions and pyros erupt around the entrance area. One orange, one yellow, and one red spotlight all converge on the ramp area. As the smoke from the pyros settles, out comes WOMD. They carry their ECWC Title Belts over one shoulder and stare menacingly out at the crowd. Then, they focus their sights on their opponents in the ring.)
Dale: "WOMD looking focused tonight! Could be a long night for FV and Triad!"
Dude: "Or, it could be a short night for WOMD!"
Dale: "WOMD run to the ring . . . FV team up on Kaos while Triad team up on Devastayshon!!!!"
Dude: "See! What did I tell you!"
(FV continue beating on Kaos. Triad continues beating on Dev. The ref tries to get order. Eventually, he does. The bell sounds and Rage and Knight start it off.)
Dale: "WOMD on the outside recovering! They could lose the belts without being in the ring!!!"
Dude: "It would serve them right!!!"
(Rage and Knight lock up. Rage quickly snaps Knight to the mat with a fireman's carry. He tries to follow up with a double axe-handle, but Knight rolls over and tags in Lance.)
Dale: "Rage with a quick tag. He knew he was in trouble!"
Dude: "Triad look sharp tonight. Could be their night!"
(Lance locks up with Rage . . . Rage gets the upperhand and drags Lance into FV's corner. A quick tag to Rage and the two
FV members double-team Lance with foot stomps. Lance falls down against the turnbuckle.)
Dale: "Lance in trouble!"
Dude: "FV looks sharp tonight. Could be their night!"
Dale: "Didn't you just say that about . . . " Dude: "No I did not!"
(Knight tries to come in to help his partner, but the ref prevents him. WOMD rush in and both men level FV as the ref is escorting Knight back to his corner. WOMD slide back out before the ref sees what happened. FV and Lance are all dazed on the mat.)
Dale: "The ref looks about with surprise. He starts counting all men out."
Dude: "All three men are up quickly!"
Dale: "Lance grabs Rage and drives his hed into the turnbuckle. Lance with a cheap shot on Inferno who was standing on the apron!!!!"
(Inferno falls to the floor. Lance continues to drive Rage's face into the turnbuckle. After 4-5 smashes, Lance goes for a pin . . .)
Dale: "Lance tries to win this early . . . 1 * * * 2 . . . . Kaos in to break it up!"
Dude: "Can't they ever just leave well enough alone?"
Dale: "Well . . . it is their titles on the line!!!"
(Lance gets up angrily. He drags Rage over to WOMD's corner and, like a mannequin's controller, lifts up Rage's hand and tags in Kaos.)
Dale: "Lance just made Rage tag in Kaos!!! Lance is in a zone tonight!"
Dude: "Lance wants the belts!!!"
Dale: "But, he should have tried to pin the worn down Rage instead!!!"
Dude: "He just did . . . .aren't you doing play-by-play?"
(Lance and Kaos start slugging it out. Dev tries to get involved, but Knight rushes in to go toe-to-toe with him. Inferno drags Rage out of the way.)
Dale: "The ref has lost control again!"
Dude: "He always does . . ."
Dale: "Think you could do better?"
Dude: "Nope. That's why I'm down here at the announcer's table!"
(The ref tries to restore order . . . but soon Inferno rolls in and starts wailing away on Dev. He grabs Dev and throws him over the top rope. He then turns his attentions on Knight.)
Dale: "Inferno wants to clear house!"
Dude: "Why? He isn't the legal man!"
(Inferno throws Knight out of the ring . . . then he goes after Lance. Lance sees him coming and ducks Inferno's running lariat! Inferno's momentum carries him into Kaos, driving the WOMD member over the top ropes.)
Dale: "The ref recognizing it as a tag. Lance and Inferno now the legal men!"
Dude: "If that is a tag, then any simple punch would count as a tag!" Dale: "I'm guessing the ref just wanted to regain control!" Dude: "Controversy I tell you!!!!"
(Inferno is draped over the top rope. Lance bounces off the opposite rope and leaps onto Inferno's back, driving the big man's throat into the ropes.)
Dale: "Vicious move by Lance. He wants those belts!!! He's going for the pin! 1 * * 2 * * Knight breaks it up! WOMD hot on his tail!!!"
Dude: "Here we go again!"
Dale: "Total chaos in the ring again as Triad and WOMD duke it out!!!"
Dude: "Look at Inferno crawling toward his corner. Rage is still groggy out on the floor!"
(The crowd erupts as Karnage comes running out from the back. He slides into the ring and quickly helps WOMD outnumber Triad. They start beating down on Triad when . . .)
Dale: "Here comes Python!!!! He rolls into the ring and Karnage rolls out the other side! Python gives chase as WOMD continue beating down on Lance and Knight!"
Dude: "It's not over . . . here comes Abyss!!!!"
Dale: "He's got a steel chair!!!!"
(Abyss slides in and lays out everyone in the ring! WOMD and Triad are out cold! The ref, distracted with Karnage and Python, does not see a thing!)
Dale: "The ref didn't see anything. Abyss rolled out of the ring before he was seen!" Dude: "Wait, Dale . . . look!!!"
(Rage confronts Abyss about interfering and using the chair. The two men start jawing when suddenly . . . . )
Dale: "Inferno sneaks up behind Abyss . . . .OH MY GOD!!!!!"
(Inferno taps Abyss on the shoulder. When Abyss turns, Inferno light a fireball in his face!!!!!)
Dale: "Someone get the paramedics!!! FV just turned on Abyss and Cell-13. They just laid out their former leader!!!!"
Dude: "They were tired of supprting his dead-weight!!!"
Dale: "FV roll back into the ring. Inferno rolls up Lance for the pin. 1 * * * 2 * * KICK-OUT by LANCE!!!!"
Dude: "Huh? How in the . . . ."
(Inferno grabs Lance by the hair. He pulls him up while telling Rage to climb the ropes. Rage climbs to the second turnbuckle and Inferno lifts Lance up to him. Setting him up for a powerbomb, Rage lifts Lance up. As Rage brings him crashing down, Inferno simultaneously executes a neck breaker.)
Dale: "They just shattered Lance's spine!!! He won't be walking after that move!!!"
Dude: "Just do the play-by-play please."
Dale: "Inferno pins . . . 1 * * * 2 * * * 3!!!!!!! Falling Vertigo are your new tag team champs! They didn't even pin WOMD to win them either!!!!"
Dude: "Alls fair in love and war . . . and three-way title matches!!!"
Dale: Abyss is in agony on the floor... Here the new champs are laying the boot in even more... This is awful....
(Suddenly there is a huge pop as Machine races to ringside carrying his Singapore Cane.)
Dude: What's that fruitloop doing here?
Dale: Saving Abyss!!!
Dude: Rage and Inferno are taunting Abyss. I don't think we've seen the last of this...
Dale: We'll be back after this...
Dale: Next up, we have the triple threat match for the Intercontinental Title, Python, Jon Warner and Kal... The rules are simple.... Elimination!!!
(The arena echoes to the opening riff of Jimi Hendrix's "Star Spangled Banner" then is replaced with the military beat of "Five To One" by The Doors... The crowd clap in time as "The American Dream" makes his entrance.)
Dale: This guy has been tearing up rings as of late, Jon Warner has really blossomed since ditching Stitch!
Dude: He just turned into another Ra-Ra Butt Bandit!!! All this crapola about a Congressional Medal Of Honor, why does he never wear it! Is it in Hock?
Dale: Not everyone has to boast about their lifes achievements, Dude!
Dude: The fans are really into this idiot, I can't think why!
Dale: Warner is in the ring and on the microphone!
Warner: Python...Kal... I got one thing to say to both of you...........IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!
Dude: That's two things isn't it?
Dale: Shut up!!!
(The PA resounds with Pythons music as the 400lb'er makes his way to the ring)
Dale: Python is another who is getting more popular with the fans with every week...
Dude: They like success, Python is a success....
(Suddenly the music changes and the multi coloured splotches appear on the screen....)
John Nash: Ladies & Gentlemen, THE ECWC INTERCONTINENTAL AND LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! KAL!!!!!
(The crowd give a huge roar as "Super" Kal makes his way to the ring handing cream pies out to fans...one fan calls Kal a midget, he gets a pie in the face!!!.)
Dale: Ha, Ha!!! This guy cracks me up!!
Dude: I'm glad he amuses someone!, I'd hate to think Taylor paid him for any other reason!
Dale: All three men are in the ring now, the bell rings.... We're underway... Warner and Python are having a bit of a staredown....
Dude: Here's where we find out if all this extra muscle Warner picked up is real or 'roid.....
Dale: Python hammers down on Warner..... Warner stays on his feet...........
Dude: Python off the ropes.....but is tripped by Kal....Smart move by the midget.
Dale: Kal knows he has one chance here, he has to let the bigger men do the damage, but be there to take advantage....
Dude: Warner is bearing down on Kal.... Kal tries to duck through his legs.... But Warner caught him!!!
Dale: Kal for the ride........Gorrilla Press!!!!
Dude: 10.11.12.13.14.15.16... Man Warner is just holding Kal there..... What is he waiting for....
(Suddenly, Warner launches Kal towards Python, who has bounced off the ropes....)
Dale: Wow!!! Kal flies straight into Python....but Python caught him!!!!........ He puts him down gently on the ground...
Dude: What? Why?
Dale: Looks like Kal is trying to form an alliance with Python, he sees Warner as the bigger threat...
Dude: Well I geuss Kal has those wins over Python.... HE's never faced Warner.....
Dale: Python has his back turned on Warner.... Warner with a dropkick!!! The big guy tumbles into Kal and nearly crushes him!!!!
Dude: Myass Pancake.... My favourite....
Dale: Kal rolls to the outside.... he looks hurt..... Python is stunned.......Warner locks him up in an STF!!!
Dude: Mike Marsh is down asking Python....Kal is on the top!!!!
Dale: Warner sees him coming and gets off Python....... Kal lands on the big guy with a cannonball!!!
Dude: Kal with a cover......
Dale: 1..........2..........3.........
Dude: Python's gone!!!!
Dale: It's Kal or Warner!!! Kal is up...... Warner is smiling...making gold gestures........He charges...
Dude: Kal with a dropkick to the knee.... Warner goes down clutching it.....
Dale: Clever move by Kal...While JW is down, he's the same size as Kal!!!
Dude: Kal with his unique legstomp now.... He climbs onto the back of Warners knee and leaps up, ramming the knee into the canvas, with his body weight on-top!!
Dale: Warner is in real trouble here.... Kal is sensing he's close to the win.....
Dude: Kal to the top..... He goes for a Splash!!!! Cover.......
Dale: 1...........2...............NO!!! Warner kicked out.......
Dude: Kal is frustrated, he's beefing the count with Mike Marsh...... Wait a second... Doc Stich just leapt the rail..... He nails Mike Marsh from behind with a chair!!!.... Marsh crushed Kal into the ringpost!!!!
Dale: Stitch is trying to revive Warner.... He's puts him on top of Kal's prone body!
Dude: He's trying to help his friend and partner
Dale: Warner made it clear that he didn't want anyones help.....Mike Marsh is groggy but manages to count....... 1..............2...........3.............NO!!!
Dude: Warner is the IC champion thanks to his friend old buddy Doc Stitch.....
Dale: Doc Stitch has the belt.... He's leaping around with the belt like he just won the title........
Dude: Warner doesn't know what to do, he doesn't look too happy.... Stitch puts out his hand to Warner...... Go on moron, he helped you achieve your goal.....
Dale: He's not gonna, CODE RED!!!! CODE RED!!! HE NAILED STITCH STARIGHT IN HIS HEART WITH THAT CODE RED PUNCH!!!
Dude: Warner takes the belt...He's going over to Kal who's now up,
Dale: This sucks!!!
Dude: What the hell is GPB doing here?
Dale: GPB has come down protesting the interference....... Wait a second... Warner is offering the belt to Kal....
Dude: Don't tell me... Let me guess!!!! He didn't want to win it like that huh?
Dale: Warner is an honorable man we know that.....Kal has a microphone.......
Kal: No!!!..... You won tonight......but next week.... Uncut..... You Vs Me..... and I will beat you!!
Warner: Anytime!!!!
Dale: Now that's a refreshing change in this business.... Two guys who behave like grown ups!
(The scene fades to commercial with Warner & GPB raising Kal onto their shoulders.)
Dale: Ok, here we go, Caleb Kane takes on Karnage in one of the most important matches in ECWC history... If Karnage wins, he gets to face Rob Taylor one on one... If Kane wins, it's over for Karnage in ECWC.
Dude: This all started cos Taylor's a bitter cur!
Dale: Let's take you back and show you how it really started.
(A package is shown, first showing Rob Taylors title victory at Civil War amd Karnage's controversial win over him. Then footage airs of Aftershock, where Karnage became a 2 time champion and Taylor beat Will Roberts for control of ECWC...Then Karnage's heinous attack on Taylor is shown and Rob's enforced retirement)
Dale: Taylor couldn't fight himself, so he enlisted the help of Caleb Kane, frankly the scariest individual I've seen in a ring.
(A package of Caleb is shown, showing his mean streak, his success to date and his love of blood)
Dude: And that brings us to this week, Hitters Corner!!
(Footage airs of Karnage "punking out DH" and challenging Kane to the stips of the match)
Dale: So here we go, this is not gonna be pretty, this is gonna be bloody, brutal, anyone of a nervous disposition is advised to look away now!
(The arena lights go out completely. On the video screen is seen a very tall building. "Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeath begins playing. On the screen, the number 10 can be seen next to the building. It begins counting down. 10.....9.....8....7.....6....5...4.....3.....2...1 BOOM. Huge explosions and pyros erupt around the entrance area. One orange, one yellow, and one red spotlight all converge on the ramp area. As the smoke from the pyros settles, outcomes Karnage Karnage has a slow, cocky, somewhat overconfident walk about him. He shows no notice of the thousands of fans in the arena. He stays focused on the ring, with an evil, intense look on his face. When he reaches the ring, he climbs up onto the ring apron and then steps over the top rope. He steps to the middle of the ring and stares out into the crowd. Karnage grabs the mic and (Insert Trademark Evil Laugh)
Karnage: BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!
(Suddenly the lights go down completley, except for the Extreme-Tron which has Rob Taylor laughing on it...)
RHRT: Hey Karnage!!! You really think I was gonna let you call the stips... I have a little stip of my own... Just to stop your bum chums like Mass D interfering....... THIS MATCH WILL BE A HELL IN THE CELL!!!
(The lights go up and the cell has been lowered into position...and Caleb Kane is inside with Karnage!!!)
Dale: HERE WE GO!!!!
(The two begin tearing at each other with ferocity...)
Dale: Karnage nails Caleb with a knee lift.... Off the ropes... Spinning Leg Lariat!!
Dude: Impressive start from Karnage, this is the Karnage we know and love!!!
Dale: Karnage goes for a Scorpion... but Caleb rakes the eyes!!!
Dude: Cheating scum!!!
Dale: I wouldn't let Caleb hear you... Remember what he did to Machine!
Dude: Oh Yeah... Go Caleb!!!
Dale: Caleb takes advantage and rakes Karnage's face across the cell...
Dude: Karnage is juicing already... This isn't good!!
Dale: Caleb is going to work on that cut!!! he's pounding away.
Dude: Karnage nails a desperation low blow..... He hurls Kane into the side of the Cell... IT GAVE!!! THEY'RE OUTSIDE!!!
Dale: This match is everything we thought it would be...
Dude: Karnage leaps from the apron onto Kane's face. If he didn't need the mask before he will now!!
Dale: Karnage goes under the ring........ TABLE!!!! HE'S SETTING UP A TABLE...
Dude: WASSUP!!! Sorry wrong fed!
Dale: He goes to pick Caleb up....... He was waiting for him!!
Dude: Caleb has that spike of his!!! He jabs Karnage in the arm!!!
Dale: I warned you this would be bloody, so far Karnage is doing most of the shedding...
Dude: Karnage is trying to avoid the spike..... HE'S GOING UPSTAIRS!!!
Dale: Karnage is climbing the cell!!!!
Dude: Kane is following!!!
Dale: Blood is everywhere, on the tables, in the ring even on our announce table... and this match just took a very dangerous turn... Someone is gonna get hurt..
Dude: This isn't gonna have a happy ending!!
(Both men are on the cell roof now...)
Dale: Karnage intercepts Caleb and smashes him in the face with a big knee..... Caleb is down..... What is Karnage doing.
Dude: I LOVE IT!!! POWERBOMB!!! HE'S GONNA POWERBOMB HIM OFF THE CAGE.
Dale: That would kill him for certain!!! He can't do it!!!
Dude: He Can... Look!!!
Dale: Karnage is going for the powerbomb........WAIT KANE REVERSES!!!! BACKDROP!!!
(Karnage falls from the cell and lands on the table he set up)
Dale: IT DIDN'T BREAK!!!! KARNAGE MUST BE DEAD!!!
Dude: He's not dead! He's moving slightly, look at Caleb....What's he.........did he just give the signal I think he gave!!!!
Dale: He's taking the mask off....
(There is a HUGE pop as Kane removes the mask and reveals his true identity)
Dale: IT'S ROB TAYLOR!!! IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!!!
Dude: I bet he was never even hurt!!!
Dale: We'll soon see........ NO... HE CAN'T!!!!! HEATSEEKER!!!!!!!
(The crowd pop as Taylor leaps from the top of the cell, he flips in mid air and crashes ontop of Karnage, sending him through the table!)
Dale: BOTH MEN ARE DEAD!!!
Dude: That is the craziest thing I have ever seen in my life... Taylor should be commited!!
Dale: TAYLOR IS ON TOP!!! Marsh counts!!! 1.........................2......................3..........
Dude: NO!!!!!!
Dale: Payback is a bitch!!! Karnage is gone!!! Taylor has his revenge....
Dude: He's played us all like a two bit harp!!
Dale: We always knew Taylor was a master of the mind games..... What I want to know is does this mean he's back to stay?
Dude: God I hope not!!! That's all we need.....
Dale: Like him or not, Rob Taylor equals numbers!!! the higher our numbers, the higher your paycheck!!!
Dude: Good point!!!
Dale: Take nothing away from Karnage, he's been a top class competitor here...
(Suddenly, the roar of the Harley can be heard as Deviant rides into the arena, he helps Rob to his feet and the two ride into the back as Karnage is helped out to an ovation!.)
Dale: Can anything top that!!! Sure it can, we got the big one, Title Vs Title... GPB Vs Final Gladiator coming right up!! So don't go away!!!
Over the P.A. "Who wants POPCORN?" As the crowd becomes covered in popcorn as it rains down from the rafters. The Pink Spotlight shines on the covered crowd, "The Bunny Hop" starts to play. On the ECWC-tron a still shot of GPB kissing Gladiator is shown. Out steps GPB wearing his bunny suit!!! As he heads down the ramp toward the ring he is tossing peanut brittle to the fans along the rail.
John Nash: Now, The ECWC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!! ACCOMPANIED BY JON WARNER AND KALMEISHMAIL MYASS!!! GPB!!!!
(Gladiator is furious at GPB's reference and hammers him the minute he gets in the ring..)
Dale: Whoa, FG is not a happy man!!!
Dude: I think you mean GPB isn't a happy bunny!
Dale: Big Clothesline from FG sends GPB flying over the top....
Dude: They're going outside early here... Gladiator picks up GPB and slams him on the concrete!!!
Dale: FG is showing his power advantage....Warner and Kal seem to be guarding the ramp....are they expecting somebody?
Dude: Kal's already been screwed by interference tonight, I guess they don't want GPB screwed the same way!
Dale: FG is going into that bag he brought...He has a lead pipe....
Dude: He's gonna kill him!!!
Dale: OWWW GPB with a desperation low blow prevents FG using that pipe...... GPB is up to his feet... Spinning Mule Kick sends FG backfirst into the apron!!!
Dude: He jammed his back good there!
Dale: GPB leaps onto the barrier he runs at FG and nails him with a high cross body, sending his back into the apron again!
Dude: GPB is using his head... The big mans back is his strongest asset, without it, his power is useless.
Dale: GPB covers..... 1........2..........kickout!!! It's WAY TOO EARLY!!
Dude: FG is in serious pain, he's favoring that back a little...... GPB with a Jawbreaker WOW!!!
Dale: That's impressive, he flipped straight up and followed up with a Frankensteriner cradle!!!
Dude: Another cover...........1..............2..................KICKOUT!!!!
Dale: FG is in danger here...... GPB picks up a chair and sets it up on FG's face.....
Dude: Uh Oh!!! GPB TO THE TOP!!!
Dale: BUNNY FLOP FROGSPLASH!!!
Dude: LOOK OUT!!! FG lifts the chair, GPB flies straight into it!!!
Dale: That'll put an end to this match real quick!!!
Dude: GPB is face down on the concrete.... is that.... YES HE'S JUICING!!!!
Dale: That blow busted the champion wide open.... FG is pulling himself up he senses the end....
Dude: Well he dis warn GPB if he mocked him he'd take it personal, so I guess GPB should open wide and take his medicine.
Dale: GPB is picked up by the hardcore champion..... His face is a bloody mask
Dude: I don't think he should have worn the bunny suit..... Giant Red Bunny doesn't have quite the same ring to it...
Dale: FG has him high over his head!!! HE HURLED HIM INTO ROW F!!!
Dude: GPB lands hard, FG is the strongest man in ECWC...
Dale: Jon Warner may take exception to that!!
Dude: FG follows over the barrier and makes the cover!!!
Mike Marsh: 1........2......Th.......KICKOUT!
Dude: How did GPB do that!!
Dale: Guts!! pure and simple.....
Dude: FG is frustrated.... He thinks that was 3!!!
Dale: He grabs GPB by the scruff of his neck and drags him towards the barrier...... GPB trips him and FG lands face first on the barrier!!!
Dude: He's gotta be out!!! but so is GPB, he can't make the cover!!!
Dale: Mike Marsh can't even lay a count on these guys.... we have to have a winner here!
Dude: The winner will be who ever faces these guys next, whoever holds the gold will be easy pickings after this!!!
Dale: Both men are up... FG is still groggy...... GPB with a high dropkick, sending FG tumbling over the barrier!!!
Dude: Both these guys are wrestling the match of their lives!!
Dale: How much blood has GPB lost?
Dude: He is rolling himself back in the ring with that bag.......... What is he looking for
Dale: THUMBTACKS!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Dude: He want's FG to bleed!!
Dale: FG is getting back in....GPB is waiting on the top rope!!!! VAN TERMINATOR!!!! FG is fired back in the corner!!
Dale: How are these men still breathing?
Dude: Now this is what a World title match should be...wait a minute, why is he inside... Jon Warner is in the ring!
Dale: FG is sprawled in the corner, Warner is talking to GPB, what are they planning...
Dale: FG was playing possum!!! He's behind GPB!!!! CESTUS!!! CESTUS!!!! on the thumbtacks!!! COVER...
Dude: 1...........2..............3........... I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!! WARNER DISTRACTED GPB!! FINAL GLADIATOR IS THE CHAMPION....
Dale: I guess anything goes, GPB is in agony on those tacks...... He struggles to his feet and stares at Warner, he can't understand it!!! Uh...Oh!! HERE COMES TAYLOR!!!! HE LOOKS PISSED!!!
Dude: His cash cows both got screwed here tonight... He's worried his merchandise sales will drop!
Dale: Taylor has taken the belt from referee Mike Marsh..... He has a mic....he helps GPB to his feet and looks daggers at Warner.....
RHRT: GPB, Kal, Fans.... I'm am truly sorry for this shameful spectacle....
Dale: I wouldn't call the match shameful, just the ending!
RHRT: I'm sorry that I allowed either one of you to rise so high to begin with!!
Dale: What!!!
RHRT: For months now, I have sat by and let the REAL talent of ECWC rot in favor of two side show rejects... I have let ECWC become a circus... a joke...AN EMBARRASMENT!!!!
Dude: He's finally seen the light!! Praise The Lord!!!
RHRT: While men like these fine, clean cut athletes (motions to Warner and FG) and myself have sat on the fence... two bit comedy acts get all the glory... Well not any more.... In case you guys forgot.... The W in ECWC means WRESTLING and that is what we are going to have!!!... So to that end I promise ECWC'S fans will no longer have to tolerate ridicule from having a man dressed as a rodent and a midget for role models...You now have champions the world respects! The Franchise has returned and together we will bring honor, we will bring excitement and we will bring respect back to this federation.....AND IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT.........GET THE F*** OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!
Dale: GPB is stunned...He's covered in blood, thumbtacks...do you call that a comedy act?
Dude:Come on!! can you honestly say anything Taylor said was wrong?
Dale: The fans definitley think so!!
Dude: They should be thanking Taylor, they now have three REAL role models!!
Dude: The Franchise scale the corners in celebration belts raised.......... Wait a second.... GPB.... he rolls up FG from the corner on the tacks!!!..... Mike Marsh is counting!!! 1........2..........3............NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!
Dale: Taylor and Warner are furious, they begin to pound down on GPB!! This is sickening!!!! The man has had enough goddamnnit!!!
Dude: Here come the Cavalry!!! It's Kal and.....erm....Python? Why would he help GPB?
Dale: I have no idea!!!! We're out of time....But this has been one hell of night, you can't miss out next show!!!
(Kal and Python hit the ring and the six men brawl as the programme ends)